Feeling down in the Dumps. A Z-Lister Archive
It’s no small fact that winter-time has the highest depression and suicide rates of the year. So don’t feel bad if you are feeling the Down-in-the-dumps-broke-ass-after-holidays-and-Valentine’s-Day Blues; you’re not the only one (We told you never to underestimate the power of the hyphen). Y has been bogged down by her descent into a SAD-esk (Seasonal Affective Disorder) slump, usually something a little X time and a bottle glass of Champagne could fix. Why Y? Why are you feeling so depressed?
– Z
Y: There are so many things to be grateful for when you are a Z lister, like the pictures my photographer friend took constant onslaught of paparazzi fire, under $5 Forever 21 fits free designer clothing, and hopefully a dozen hoards of adoring fans. But even us Z listers can get disheartened by lack of work and a ‘lil holiday fat bulge. I have been in music videos, commercials, and flying high in my classes this winter, but all seems for not. Yes, I did not get paid for the music video, and was paid $20 well compensated to be the oldest girl in a condom commercial (like Angelina Jolie in a room full of Selena Gomez’s), but maybe I just need something a little more fulfilling to ward these winter woes. I have been searching my soul to find that chicken soup, and all I seem to find is ramen noodles.
kisses- Y
Although she has been gracing cameras and stages left and right, there is more than meets the eye with this Z lister – its called compassion and philanthropy.
So we want you fans to help Y out of her slump by suggesting some philantropic ventures on which X&Y can volunteer to help.
It will make Y feel like her life has a meaning, and X just needs to get her ass out of the house and help someone, dammit. So comment on this thread or email us your ideas at werzlisters@gmail.com.
We’d love to hear from you.
Chicken soup, Shiny yellow golashes, and Furry vests
-Z
